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27 Jan 21, 12:22 PM |
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A guy goes to a fancy dress party. The host asks “what have you come as?”. “A harp” says the guest. The host then says “your costume looks small for a harp”. The guest replies “are you calling me a liar?”
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27 Jan 21, 12:59 PM |
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Join Date: Nov 05
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Crime being rife in multi-storey car parks.
That’s wrong on so many levels. |
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27 Jan 21, 01:08 PM |
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Join Date: Oct 09
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Mark Knopfler comes home carrying a large picture frame & a bag of chips
Wife: What you been up to? MK: I was at the Auction & got a French Impressionist painting & I got you a bag of chips Wife: How much have spent this time? MK: Nothing! I got the Monet for nothing and the chips for free Disney332
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27 Jan 21, 01:31 PM |
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A lot of Tim Vine one liners on here, so will add mine
Velcro ... What a rip off This jelly fish walked into a shop. I thought ..he’s a slippery customer I was asked if I liked WD40, my reply, I quite like RED RED WINE I rang B&Q and asked how big the Q was. Apparently it’s the same size as the B The list of jokes is endless |
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27 Jan 21, 01:35 PM |
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VIP Dibber
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27 Jan 21, 01:37 PM |
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Join Date: Oct 09
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I've got a new job at a factory that make plastic Dracula figurines. There are only two of us on the production line so I have to make every second Count.
Disney332
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27 Jan 21, 01:41 PM |
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I went to an Esso garage the other day and it said put a tiger in your tank.
Several scratches and a bite later I just about got the tip of his tail in.
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27 Jan 21, 02:11 PM |
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Imagineer
Join Date: Oct 09
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A man goes to the Optician for his annual eye test.
The Optician puts a contraption on his face , and asks him what he can see. "I see empty Airports and empty Football grounds" he says. " I see closed theatres , closed pubs, closed Restaurants " That's perfect says the Optician, you've got 2020 vision... Disney332
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27 Jan 21, 03:08 PM |
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Imagineer
Join Date: Oct 09
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I swallowed a bottle of invisible ink yesterday.
I sat in A&E for hours waiting to be seen. Disney332
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27 Jan 21, 05:26 PM |
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