things you dread your OH saying (just for fun,join in!)

[lottiesmum0]

“That’s it- we are all spent on the credit card until we get paid”

[Guest]

"I'm going to put a post on the Dibb about the silly things I dread you saying..."

[whlparkstone]

‘It won’t be a late one’... as he heads out the door with his mates and comes back 8!hours later smelling like a brewery and the remnants of a kebab stuck on his chin

[lyn1]

This room needs decorating. What she really means is that the whole house needs doing

[Guest]

Originally Posted by lyn1

This room needs decorating. What she really means is that the whole house needs doing

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We are having that exact discussion right now

[Mexy02]

Is that new? , which the Reply is of course it isn’t

[Sandra & co]

Dh saying I’m off next week so I’m going to do some work at home, hes a builder so it’s painting or laying a new floor or building something or just now he said we need a new door upstairs. It means loads of dust and mess, it looks nice when it’s finished but I sometimes wish he just wouldn’t!

[hilz22]

I have invited friends over for dinner...no he doesn’t mean next week next month he means in the next hour 😳

[Bluefish]

My two most dreaded are:

‘It’s a short cut’ which usually means we are lost

Or

‘ I gave it to you’ which usually means, he has lost something important and wants to deny all responsibility. Like the time he ‘lost’ the passports the day we were flying home.

[MrsBC]

'We don't need to get someone in - I'll do it'