Struggling to have a bath

[ChrisS]

Originally Posted by disney332

Whilst a splash and dash provides a temporary fix, bathing the landing gear is the way to go.

Disney332

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Different strokes for different folk eh Dis, our lad likes a shower as it provides him with an opportunity to do a stock check... and if necessary stock rotation.

[ChrisS]

Originally Posted by mickey house

That is honestly something I might actually do (and I ain't Joking).

I have occasionally woken my wife up by gently slapping a certain part of my body on her face, but she has never yet seen the funny side of it

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It's 1.30am and hubby, who went to read in bed, has shouted down the stairs to ask if I'm ok as, apparently, the sounds I'm making hinted that I may be choking on my tongue!

I'm trying to say summit acceptable, it's just, I know it's past the 9 pm watershed but don't know if Stu allows... so, no, I still can't...

[Guest]

I don’t understand why Mrs MH is possessive over the bath. I would assume you clean it thoroughly afterwards as you are clearly an exceptional husband to her. Perhaps she has some unresolved bath issues, but you and your undercarriage should not be the ones to suffer because of that.

As an aside, I have never known my DH to take a bath.

[OutbackAddict]

Originally Posted by mickey house

Have you seen the size of me (think of fat basket from Austin Powers). Anyway even of the bath was big enough, we went past that stage years ago

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Bet you would get stuck with the tap end too !

[Moleymole]

Maybe you could put it to Mrs MH as a case of conserving water. If you are - as you yourself suggest - the size of “fat basket”, very little water would be required to fill said bath with you in it.

[mickey house]

Originally Posted by Claudette

I don’t understand why Mrs MH is possessive over the bath. I would assume you clean it thoroughly afterwards as you are clearly an exceptional husband to her. Perhaps she has some unresolved bath issues, but you and your undercarriage should not be the ones to suffer because of that.

As an aside, I have never known my DH to take a bath.

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Claudette, I always clean the bath out after I've used it, but Mrs MH usually complains that I haven't cleaned it properly

[duchy]

Originally Posted by mickey house

Claudette, I always clean the bath out after I've used it, but Mrs MH usually complains that I haven't cleaned it properly

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And you so proficient at cleaning windows too.
My husband would love just a walk in shower but knows I love a long soak too much to ever consider it.

[SussexFamily]

A shower is handy but you cant beat a good soak in a hot bath - you cannot be denied access to a bath - its against your fundamental Human Rights.

[Sandra & co]

Do you use a special solution for washing your under carriage like dettol and bleach? 🤢

[Colette-S]

Originally Posted by Sandra & co

Do you use a special solution for washing your under carriage like dettol and bleach? 🤢

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