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9 Jun 18, 07:03 PM |
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Dog joke
Boy : When I get older I am getting a dog. Girl: Cool what's his name going to be. Boy: Naked. Girl: Why naked? Boy: So when my friend's come over I can tell them I am walking naked down the street. |
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9 Jun 18, 07:12 PM |
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Nice to see these back. I have missed them!
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9 Jun 18, 07:19 PM |
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10 Jun 18, 10:56 AM |
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The cashier told me Strip down, facing me. How was I to know she meant my debit card?
My case comes up next Friday. |
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10 Jun 18, 12:56 PM |
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I'M A SENIOR CITIZEN!
I'm the life of the party... Even if it lasts until 8p.m. I'm very good at opening childproof caps... With a hammer. I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up. I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a thing you're saying. I'm sure everything I can't find is in a safe secure place, somewhere. I'm wrinkled, saggy, lumpy, and that's just my left leg. I'm beginning to realize that aging is not for wimps.
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10 Jun 18, 01:42 PM |
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😂😂😂😂
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10 Jun 18, 10:13 PM |
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11 Jun 18, 06:44 AM |
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11 Jun 18, 06:59 AM |
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If you ever get cold, stand in the corner of a room for a while.
They're usually 90 degrees. |
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11 Jun 18, 05:54 PM |
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After being married for 30 years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.
He looked at her for a while, then said, "You're an alphabet wife ... A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K." She asks ... "What the hell does that mean?" He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fabulous, Gorgeous and Hot". She smiled happily and said ... "Oh, that's so lovely, but what about I, J, K?" He said, "I'm Just Kidding!" Doctors say he make a full recovery . The swelling around his eyes will go down in a few weeks . |
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