Things your parents use to say...

[Loopylooloo]

“Dont put your parts on” (having a tantrum)
“Ill bang your heads together in a minute” (when fighting with brother)

Things I said to mine - “this is not kids kingdom!” (A ball play centre) when they were jumping on my sofa.

And “I am not Superwoman you know!” (I am)

[Juliemack]

A guy I used to work with a long time ago used to say - I'm so hungry I could eat a scabby horse between two bread vans. He was so posh it sounded really funny.

[Megandllsmum]

I'll tan your bloody backside lady... get a smack for being cheeky
If you don't stop it I'll knock you from here to Kingdom come... where was kingdom come?
Had a quick scan through and most of the sayings on here were said to me and my brother, I have laughed out loud at some of them

[Loopylooloo]

Originally Posted by Megandllsmum

I'll tan your bloody backside lady... get a smack for being cheeky
If you don't stop it I'll knock you from here to Kingdom come... where was kingdom come?
Had a quick scan through and most of the sayings on here were said to me and my brother, I have laughed out loud at some of them

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‘Kingdom come’ that made me laugh! Oh yes I heard that one (said to my brother of course not me) 😇

[Megandllsmum]

Originally Posted by Juliemack

A guy I used to work with a long time ago used to say - I'm so hungry I could eat a scabby horse between two bread vans. He was so posh it sounded really funny.

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Someone I work with every time I'm on with them at lunchtime they'll always say I'm off for me dinner I could eat a horse 💩 sandwich, reminds be of what my dad used to say when we asked what was tea... We were told either 💩 with suger on top or a plate of wait and see 😂😂

[JudgeJ26]

My Mum is from Liverpool and a couple of things that immediately come to mind are:

Are you looking at me or chewing a brick

Nitty Nora the biddy explorer (the nit nurse)

[Fairysparkled]

Do youse want a piece and sugar.

[Fairysparkled]

Dont teach your granny to suck eggs

[Guest]

Being told if you didn't like what was for dinner 'you can like it, or lump it'

[macdonald]

quick everyone ,lay on the floor,the rent man is coming!