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20 Jan 21, 09:35 PM |
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Terrible jokes thread
I opened the wardrobe the other day and there was a Lion in there.
I said ‘hoy, what are you doing in my wardrobe?’ He said Narnia business Whose next? |
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20 Jan 21, 10:21 PM |
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Nobody? I will try another one then.
I went in a pub the other day and there were strips of meat hanging from the ceiling. I said I am not drinking in here as the steaks are too high
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20 Jan 21, 10:23 PM |
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Join Date: Aug 16
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I was bored over Christmas, so swapped all the wrappers around in a box of Celebrations. Everyone got their Snickers in a Twix!
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20 Jan 21, 10:39 PM |
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Join Date: Jan 08
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Someone sent me a egg in the post
I thought, is this this some kind of yolk |
20 Jan 21, 10:52 PM |
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Horse goes into a bar and the barman says Why the long face
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20 Jan 21, 11:08 PM |
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Join Date: Nov 07
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I recently got my rejection letter from the Origami University.
I didn't know what to make of it. |
20 Jan 21, 11:10 PM |
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20 Jan 21, 11:13 PM |
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The original dodgy joke thread.
http://www.thedibb.co.uk/forums/show... php?t=1035323 And the next 500+ https://www.thedibb.co.uk/forums/sho... php?t=1073289 .if you fancy a giggle in these miserable times. Edited at 11:15 PM. |
20 Jan 21, 11:54 PM |
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Join Date: May 20
Location: Harlow
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I once had a pet newt
I called him Tiny Because he was my newt |
21 Jan 21, 07:34 AM |
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Join Date: Oct 09
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I bought an old vinyl record the other day called 'sounds that wasps make'. When I got it home I thought 'that sounds nothing like wasps'
Then I realised - I was playing the bee side
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