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Old 20 Jan 21, 09:35 PM  
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Terrible jokes thread

I opened the wardrobe the other day and there was a Lion in there.

I said ‘hoy, what are you doing in my wardrobe?’

He said Narnia business

Whose next?
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Old 20 Jan 21, 10:21 PM  
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Nobody? I will try another one then.

I went in a pub the other day and there were strips of meat hanging from the ceiling. I said I am not drinking in here as the steaks are too high
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I thought, is this this some kind of yolk
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Originally Posted by adamtoonarmy View Post
I opened the wardrobe the other day and there was a Lion in there.

I said ‘hoy, what are you doing in my wardrobe?’

He said Narnia business

Whose next?
My husband has just given me a strange look because I suddenly burst out laughing at my phone 🤣
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Old 20 Jan 21, 11:13 PM  
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The original dodgy joke thread.

http://www.thedibb.co.uk/forums/show... php?t=1035323

And the next 500+

https://www.thedibb.co.uk/forums/sho... php?t=1073289

.if you fancy a giggle in these miserable times.

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I bought an old vinyl record the other day called 'sounds that wasps make'. When I got it home I thought 'that sounds nothing like wasps'

Then I realised - I was playing the bee side
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