What men can do that women can’t

[EssexSue]

Originally Posted by storm

My sister can ( she's a witch)

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So can I but I do use iron and ironing board.

[Silvercat]

Originally Posted by novocastrian

pee standing up ?

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I can. Hubby bought me a little plastic device called a "She-wee" when we used to go to festivals ... An absolute god-send.

[mitch84]

My husband is your wife. He can’t load the dishwasher, rarely walks the dog, and I have to nag and nag for the mugs to be brought downstairs. Funnily enough I just nagged him and he put them on top of the dishwasher

He drives better than me (especially reserving/manoeuvres/driving big and different cars)

He does all the DIY/painting etc

[bonnies mum]

My husband can’t re-pressurise the boiler.
Reset the Sky box when it goes off
Empty the washing up basin

I can’t sort the recycling
And apparently I don’t do anything right!

[Pumpkin Pie]

I can’t shop without embarrassing my husband apparently.

Today we were in M&S looking at grapes. I moved across right alongside him and nudged him with my elbow and asked what date it was - except it was not him. The man I was touching was a stranger. The man just laughed as I apologised but accused him of wearing the same jacket as my husband at the same time!

[Tinkerbell]

So glad the offended haven't posted.

Husband..can't do anything technical. But he could build you a house

But can actually do everything else

I can't apparently:-

Wash up properly
Cook without kitchen looking like someone threw a hand grenade and ran
Make proper tea ( too milky, I agree tbh his tea much better than I Can.

[Sandra & co]

Originally Posted by novocastrian

pee standing up ?

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I saw a film once where the woman was peeing standing up, but I’m not going to try!

[Mr Tom Morrow]

Men can bend over on the scaffold without a top on whilst laying bricks.

Women can but I wouldn't recommend it!

Men can have sex and a headache at the same time.

Women can't.

[Taffy1959]

My husband is the one who can’t load the dishwasher properly and is incapable of making himself a cup of tea and some toast without creating Armageddon in the kitchen.

I can’t do DIY apart from decorating

[DisneyStacey]

My husband can suggest my own idea back to me pretending that it’s his own, half an hour after dismissing it as (another word for) rubbish.

I cannot do this.