Jilly and Willy's First. Meemee's 6th(day 7)

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The cast
Me 52 years slightly OCD that tight I only breathe in 10 times to Florida.
Al My OH Drver and pathfinder

Meemee, Me mother 6 times to Florida 75 years old ailments to many to mention has an ECV we call it the COC (Chariot of Carnage)

Our Willy, me brother 50 years old ist time to Florida has the body of a God ... Buddah

Jilly, 50 years willys OH has rhematoid athritus doesn't let it get her down.

Well I have found the paper clip and I think I have done some photos. The top one should come out as a day 6 photo Jilly in the shower at Celebration.


Today THE PLAN says Island of Adventure.

Meemee is not herself today and I dont think she has decided who she wants to be yet.
So we all did our lengths in the pool, we are up to 22 now.
We are all shaping up nicely.
WELL ?
ROUND IS A SHAPE!
Turns out Meemee thought it would be a good idea to stop taking her anti biotics because she had been feeling better. The infection is back!
So today she has got her Marlena Deitrich head on.
Wants to be alone.
Jilly wants to go to Golden Coraal for breakfast she needs a strawberry and cream fix.
I phoned on ahead to let them know they had a "nutritional over achiever" arriving.
Meemee went for breakfast but then went back to the villa.
She wanted to go back to bed with James.
(Patterson).
We made sure she had all she needed and hid the brandy in the washing machine and then pressed on to Island of Adventure.
Because Jilly was on the COC today we took wheelchair parking.
Universal Studios car parks are really, really dark.
For the wheelchair parking they have this little mini me parking attendant , in a wheelchair that just pops up out of no where.
I am really surprised he hasn't been run over.
As Mr Magoo still hasn't seen the spider (see other posts).
I insist we approach at 1 mile per hour and keep all eyes alert for mini me.
We finally arrive and first up is one of my favourites .
Spiderman.
Walk on
Guess what the screw up fairies arrived

It stopped for about 3 minutes.

When it restarted everything was out of cinq.

The fire came at us with a blast of water
The water came at us with a blast of warm air.

It was all really weird

At the end when the net saves the fall we sort of stopped halfway down the building.

Our Willy laid an egg!

Well I think thats what the lump was in his shorts either that or his piles have dropped again.

We decided to do Popeye, because we had the COC they let us use the back entrance.
It was great and we all got soaked.

Since we were wet through we decided to go straight on to Dr Do Rights falls.
I dont think our Willy was that keen but he was putting a brave face on it.
We seemed to be in the Q for ages next thing it was announced that the technicians had deemed the ride unsafe and we all had to leave through the back passage.

The relief was really evident on our Willy's face.

We sat it out for 10 minutes to see if it restarted.

Our Willy went to have a look over the wall to see what the problem was.

He came back declaring there was no way he was going back on there because they were bringing em out in body bags!
About 50 people all scrambled to have a look over the wall.
Me?
I didn't bother.
I knew he was lying.
I can always tell when our Willy's lying (his lips move).
Turns out a woman had stood up before she should have and had injured her leg.
The bars should not have allowed her to do this so they were checking all the bars.
One woman came out with a foam pad round her leg.


We decided to go on the Jurrasic Park.
Me and AL told our Willy it was a 10 foot drop at the end.
When he saw the climb his face was a picture he whispered to Jilly that me and AL were full of ******.

(No supper for us then)
We carried on round and admired the new Harry Potter building sight I am now gonna try and do a picture.Attachment 19778
I hope this works.
If it does I'll eat my knickers.
Speaking of food we stopped for a sandwhich and drink and ate it al fresco.

Fed and watered Jilly and I needed the bathroom.

We went to the one after duelling dragons before Poseidons thingy sort of set back.
On my way in an attendant came out.
I was washing my hands when another attendant came in.
She had the right uniform on and a name plate Doris.
Thing was. SHE LOOKED ABOUT 80 YEARS OLD!
She hobbled over to me and pointed to the lower sinks the ones that the kids use and said
"You really should be using that one".
Well I might be five foot minus an inch but I can certainly reach an adult sink! .
She pointed to the sink again and said
"These facilities were made for folks like you".
Now normally I would have been in like Flynn and sorted her.
But I just knew poor old Doris had a bit of a leaky roof.
I was dying for Jilly to come out.
Jilly's hands are quite stiff so she takes ages getting sorted.
Doris grabbed a cloth and started wiping down carrying on about the little folks not using the right sink.
I knew I had only one nerve left and old Doris was just climbing all over it.
Eventually Jilly came out.
I told her I would wait outside.
I sort of pointed at Doris and did waves with my hands over my head trying to indicate to Jilly that old Doris might just be riding on that tippy canoe.
I left Jilly to it.
Jilly is good with the aged.
Well she married our Willy late in life and the only wild oates he's got left are prunes and All Bran.
Next think Jilly came out.
WITH DORIS IN TOW!
Linking arms.
(Bezzie mates and all that! )
She even let her have a turn on Meemee's COC! .
There she was riding up and down on it wanting to know how much it was.
Where we got it cos she needed one.
We couldn't get her off the bloody thing.
Eventually the other bathroom attendant turned up and Doris followed her back into the bathroom.
We decided that perhaps Doris was the ladies mother and couldn't be left so she had, had to smuggle her into work.
Anyway we called into the Poseidon thingy, the building and the walk in are actually better than the show.
We then walked through the kids bit this is really great for little kids. I think it is better than Magic Kingdom for really little ones.
We transferred to Universal because on day one when we came Men in Black was closed.
We did MIB
I won because I followed the Dibb tip and told no one else about it.
Jilly and Al did the Mummy.
Not my cup of tea, been on it once, never again.
We decided we had better get back to the villa in case Meemee had become bored with James.
The day in bed had done her a power of good but I knew she still wasn't herself.
It left me wondering who she would be tonight.
Since the resident chef was still fuming about Jurrasic.
Meemee was in her nighty.
Couldn't dial a tea cos Meemee doesn't do Foreign.
I threw some fishfingers and oven chips in the oven opened a tin of beans and thats what we had.
After dinner eaten on the nice dining table with all the good stuff.
We retired to the patio.
Meemee has now decided who she is going to be.
Make me a Brandy and Lemon Shazza tonight I'm going to be Katie Price!

PS if my pictures work I will do some more
and I think I might be able to do that link thing.

[Cinnabon]

Very funny, you have given me a good laugh with your report.

Pity still no photos.

[Guest]

Loving it! Cant wait for more.

[Irishrover]

OMG Ive seen the wheelchair parking attendant when we came through in a mini bus once, didnt think it was one of their better ideas...

another v funny day...

Bren

[Guest]

Another good report.

[kanes]

I love your reports so funny

[Guest]

Another good laugh,

[Guest]

Another good one. Loved the stuff with Doris!

[Helen J]

Another very good report - but we need some photos

[rummy63]

Originally Posted by Helen J

Another very good report - but we need some photos

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I now know how to do em