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29 Nov 20, 10:02 PM |
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Join Date: Jun 09
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What daft things have your family said ?
Our DD is always coming out with stuff said in all seriousness that just make you think has she just landed on this planet !
While on the plane to Lanzarote last month she said a couple of crackers - do they keep the plane stairs on the outside of the plane while flying so they are there when you get off ? 😂 And - when a plane goes through a cloud , does it squash the cloud so much that it rains ? 😂 On a similar vein , my DW said once on a flight when we were above the clouds . - I hope it’s as sunny on holiday as it is now 😂 What daft things have your family said ?
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29 Nov 20, 10:05 PM |
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Join Date: Jul 09
Location: Lancashire
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We were waiting for a lift in a hotel once which was going up, then down, then up and hadn’t reached our floor for a while. My mum in all seriousness suggested they should have 1 set of lifts going up and another set going down 🤦
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29 Nov 20, 10:05 PM |
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29 Nov 20, 10:09 PM |
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Join Date: Oct 13
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I once asked a colleague if her twins were identical.
Yes... 1 girl 1 boy 🤦 |
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29 Nov 20, 10:12 PM |
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My mum comes out with so many funny things. Most recently we were talking about my brother’s puppy and she said, “they’ve got puppy pads on the dog”. She actually thought that puppy pads were like nappies that dogs wore!
My partner thought that a chest of drawers was called “chester drawers” 😂 |
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29 Nov 20, 10:14 PM |
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DW didnt say it but believed me with this one and told her sister.
We had just picked up her new car and the steering wheel had a little bump at top dead centre, I said it was there so blind people would know when the wheels were straight and they were driving in a straight line.
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29 Nov 20, 10:14 PM |
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You want to have someone who has dyslexia in the family me and DS3 we come out with some right howlers cause we’ve got a different take on things from the rest of the mere mortals in our humble option in life and I mean howlers because we’ve read something so so very different
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29 Nov 20, 10:20 PM |
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Join Date: Jan 16
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My four year old at bedtime tonight, How can God be Jesus’s dad if Joseph is?
I said good question we can talk about it tomorrow as it’s late and we can ask gran. He says I was going to say to ask Gran. She has been alive for soooo long she must know Mary, Joseph and Jesus. |
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29 Nov 20, 10:28 PM |
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29 Nov 20, 10:37 PM |
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Join Date: Mar 09
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Whilst doing a crossword with kids in early 90s. The clue was Creator of the Universe?
My 8 year old son shouted He man. |
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