Returned to work too soon after Florida?

[Loftus]

I think you should be nominated for a Queen's Award to Industry.

[disney332]

If you are really suffering you could offer your clients Extra Mickey Hours (EMH), then you can sleep when you should be awake.

Disney332

[mickey house]

Thank you guys your empathy means a lot to me. Things didn't go quite as planned on my job and it took me more like 75 minutes than the 45 minutes I expected. I usually charge by the hour, but I only quoted an hour so I have worked 15 extra minutes free of charge. The lady did offer more money, but being the kind chap I am I declined (I really should be nominated for hearts of gold). The lady customer however, insisted I took a £5 tip as she was grateful for my generosity. I initially declined, but I was wearing my usual Lynx Africa and I didn't want to risk her offering something other than money, so I grabbed it and left.

[Lindaelaine]

Originally Posted by mickey house

Thank you guys your empathy means a lot to me. Things didn't go quite as planned on my job and it took me more like 75 minutes than the 45 minutes I expected. I usually charge by the hour, but I only quoted an hour so I have worked 15 extra minutes free of charge. The lady did offer more money, but being the kind chap I am I declined (I really should be nominated for hearts of gold). The lady customer however, insisted I took a £5 tip as she was grateful for my generosity. I initially declined, but I was wearing my usual Lynx Africa and I didn't want to risk her offering something other than money, so I grabbed it and left.

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You are all heart MH I hope you don't mind me putting your name forward for the Pride Of Britain award, just don't wear the Lynx as you might have Carole Vorderman chasing after you 😉

[mickey house]

Originally Posted by Lindaelaine

You are all heart MH I hope you don't mind me putting your name forward for the Pride Of Britain award, just don't wear the Lynx as you might have Carole Vorderman chasing after you 😉

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I would rather be chased by Jennifer Lawrence, but statistically I'm more likley to be chased by Carol Vorderman (do you like what I did there)

[Lindaelaine]

Originally Posted by mickey house

I would rather be chased by Jennifer Lawrence, but statistically I'm more likley to be chased by Carol Vorderman (do you like what I did there)

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It all depends on how quick you can run or in your case how quick you want to run 😀

[Sandra & co]

Take it easy MH, my dh had to take it easy the first week back from our holiday, he did 3 days out of the 5. I have a cousin called Jennifer Lawrence(true story) that I haven’t seen in years, she must be about 65 so you probably wouldn’t want her to chase you!

[mickey house]

Originally Posted by Lindaelaine

It all depends on how quick you can run or in your case how quick you want to run 😀

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Carol Voderman is getting on a bit, but full credit to her even at 58 she has kept in reasonable shape.

[Sandra & co]

Originally Posted by mickey house

65 is way too old for me I'm afraid. Woman tend to fall apart by 40, whereas men keep themselves together a lot longer.

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I aged better than dh and he is 7 months younger than me, don’t tell him I said that because he’s very touchy about it. In 2016 in Mannys the waitress guessed my age as 44 and his at 55 he got the right hump!

[mickey house]

Originally Posted by Sandra & co

I aged better than dh and he is 7 months younger than me, don’t tell him I said that because he’s very touchy about it. In 2016 in Mannys the waitress guessed my age as 44 and his at 55 he got the right hump!

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I removed my post because I only said it as a joke and then thought it might offend any sensitive women that reads it.

Sandra, cards on the table, you definitely don't look 44, and people almost always say a woman looks younger than they are to avoid offending them. A server will say anything to get a good tip. You are what used to be known as a 'face' to a salesperson which is a term for a gullible person who they can sell any rubbish to by feeding them bull ****!

As your younger dibb brother, I feel it's my responsibility to be honest with you, to avoid you being any more deluded.