What daft things have your family said ?

[Fairy Princess]

After having a loft conversion my daughter rang me to say the men had turned up for the scaffold but she didn't know where it was... i told her don't worry they will find it

[Granbran]

My cousin and his wife were driving past a very pretty graveyard some way from their home. She said ‘ That’s so pretty, wouldn’t it be nice to be buried’. Cousin replies
‘Not for me, I wouldn’t know anybody!’

[silverfox46]

😗😂😂😂😂just loving this post. Have laughed out loud a few times. Thank you Bury boy for posting, it has lightened my day

[Fairysparkled]

Originally Posted by Bellasmummy

I once asked a colleague if her twins were identical.

Yes... 1 girl 1 boy 🤦

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We get this all the time with your 21 year olds. I just tell those that ask, yes they are but he has got a tiny bit extra than her. That confuses most of them.

[jim jehosofat]

Originally Posted by Melanie R

We were waiting for a lift in a hotel once which was going up, then down, then up and hadn’t reached our floor for a while. My mum in all seriousness suggested they should have 1 set of lifts going up and another set going down 🤦

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These lifts only go in one direction en.m.wikipedia/wiki/Paternoster_lift

[Sandra & co]

Originally Posted by jim jehosofat

These lifts only go in one direction en.m.wikipedia/wiki/Paternoster_lift

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These are dangerous my mum worked in a hospital with a moving lift and young lad lost his life

[buryboy]

Originally Posted by jim jehosofat

These lifts only go in one direction en.m.wikipedia/wiki/Paternoster_lift

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That’s a whole lot of different .
They go both up and down .

We had these at Uni .
Thought they were great fun but I only found out recently they got removed a year after I left.
There had been a fatal accident in them some years earlier which I was glad I was unaware of

[djewkes]

My mum when she came back from her coach trip said that the driver had a cat flap... made me think of them pulling up at the services and a little cat popping out of a flap in the coach to go for a quick trip outside...
Quite disappointed when she went on to tell us that the cat flap had been telling him the way home...

[mickeyspal]

En route to see our daughter in her RAF passing out parade we took her best friend with us, she wanted to know how planes fly. Our son who has a pilot's license was trying to explain it all to her ,and she said ... I expect the helium in the tyres keeps them up too.
She was deadly serious

[Stitch & Smudge]

Originally Posted by jim jehosofat

These lifts only go in one direction en.m.wikipedia/wiki/Paternoster_lift

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There’s a good Tom Scott video on YouTube showing these.