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Old 17 Nov 19, 08:25 PM  
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Blusteryday Sings: "A Very Woke Christmas"

After reading that John Legend and Kelly Clarkson have rewritten 'Baby, It's Cold Outside" for these culturally sensitive times, I have decided to record my own Christmas album: "A Very Woke Christmas" which brings those outdated classics bang up to date:
  1. I Saw Donny Kissing Santa Claus (After They Both Verbalised Consent)
  2. It's One of The Most Wonderful Times of the Year (But There Are Many Other Equally Wonderful Times of the Year)
  3. Frosty, the Non-Patriarchal Snow Person
  4. I'm Dreaming of a Multicultural Christmas
  5. Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire are Dangerous in Case Anyone is Has A Chestnut Allergy
  6. O Town of Short Stature Bethlehem

Any more classics which need updating?

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Old 17 Nov 19, 09:54 PM  
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We three royal persons
Lonely this non denominational festival
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I am offended by number 4. I think you meant to say a I'm dreaming of a multicoloured non specific holiday.
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Oh Christmas Tree, oh Christmas Tree, it’s better planted ecologically.
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Old 17 Nov 19, 10:28 PM  
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I’m dreaming of a green Winterfest, with every carbon offset I make.
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Once (or more often if you prefer) in (or outside) Royal (or Republican) David’s (or Davinia’s) City (or Hamlet)
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As With Gladness Persons of Old and the same with God Rest Ye Merry Gentle persons
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Old 18 Nov 19, 04:02 AM  
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If you are including cover versions Bing Crosby and David Bowies version of Peace on earth says it all these tow were icons generations apart but said it all around 1976/77 /78 I think certainly one of the big Christmas hits when DH and I were going out
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May I suggest a cover version of this?



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