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18 Jul 17, 03:32 PM |
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Kids who skip school.
When will they learn |
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18 Jul 17, 06:06 PM |
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Camembert and Brie.
If you don't like them; hard cheese.
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18 Jul 17, 06:22 PM |
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What do you call a chicken in a shell suit
An egg !
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18 Jul 17, 06:30 PM |
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Excited about Disney
Join Date: Aug 12
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Took my wife out for tea and biscuits earlier
She wasn't too happy about giving blood though |
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19 Jul 17, 08:22 PM |
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LAWYER: Any suggestions as to what prevented this from being a murder trial instead of an attempted murder trial?
WITNESS: The victim lived. |
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20 Jul 17, 03:06 PM |
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What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old?
Aye matey. I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
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20 Jul 17, 03:24 PM |
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Imagineer
Join Date: Oct 09
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So after I got the job at the Bowling Alley, all the staff decided not to work.
Strike. Disney332
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20 Jul 17, 03:27 PM |
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Imagineer
Join Date: Jul 13
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Some of these are so bad they are funny
It reminds me of my sons favourite joke... "Did you hear about the Blind Skunk" "He was dating a fart"
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20 Jul 17, 03:33 PM |
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I was in the high street the other day when a policeman saw me carefully walking through a load of sprinkled drawing pins.
I got done for tacks evasion.
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20 Jul 17, 03:40 PM |
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Imagineer
Join Date: Aug 08
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I'm taking my girlfriend to the Caribbean.
Jamaica ? No she wanted to go .
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