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12 Feb 18, 10:08 PM |
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Also from my DS.
I submitted 10 puns to a joke writing completion to see if any of them made the finals. Sadly, no pun-in-ten-did.
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12 Feb 18, 10:09 PM |
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13 Feb 18, 09:40 AM |
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Wife texts husband on a cold winter's morning:"Windows frozen.
Husband texts back:"pour some lukewarm water over it." Wife texts back: "computer completely dead know |
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13 Feb 18, 04:54 PM |
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My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died he kept insisting ‘be positive’ but it’s so hard without him
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13 Feb 18, 11:31 PM |
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brilliant... love a bit of gallows/deathbed humour - have to laugh or else you'll
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14 Feb 18, 09:05 AM |
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Q. What do you call a round, green vegetable that breaks out of prison?
A. An escapea. |
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14 Feb 18, 09:44 AM |
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Some Computer thoughts for the day!
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14 Feb 18, 02:42 PM |
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18 Feb 18, 09:07 AM |
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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area and went to the lost luggage office and reported the loss.
The woman there smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and said I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me, 'has your plane arrived yet?'... |
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19 Feb 18, 03:35 PM |
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Q: Why doesn't bread like warm weather?
A: Things get Toasty! |
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