Proverbs!

[Island mamma]

He who hoots with the owl by night shall not soar with the eagle by day.

My Dad used to say it to try and get us to go to bed earlier 😂

[Mr Tom Morrow]

I used to constantly change the signs on my office door.

They seemed to revolve around a certain theme.

I love the smell of napalm in the morning

I am not flypaper for freaks so think twice before entering

Eagles soar high but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

I used to annoy the top boss with some of them.

Edit. Maybe I should say these are the ones I can put on here, some I wouldn't dare!

[SussexFamily]

It’s the same life whether we spend it laughing or crying (Japanese)

[Billy Beatnik]

If you live by the sword, you’ll die by the sword.
If you play with fire, you’re going to get burnt.

My favourite silly one:
He who p***es into the wind, always gets his own back.

[sammykitten]

What’s for you won’t go by you.

[Jaspercat10]

You’ve got to be in it to win it
And
If you want something done ask a busy person
He who laughs last, laughs the longest

[lyn1]

What you sow you reap.

If you lie down with dogs you will get up with fleas.

Treat others as you want to be treated.

Self praise is no recommendation

[SussexFamily]

A ship in harbour is safe, but that is not what ships were built for.

If thine enemy wrong you, give each of their children a drum (African)

[WhereIBelong]

There is no shame in not knowing
The shame lies in not finding out. (Russian)

[birdiesX4]

What goes around comes around!