Nikki's Taking The P! lol(literally)

Ste · 5 Jun 06, 12:53 PM

Norty Nikki

Monday 05 June
Day 19, 02:05

The phantom toilet-seat tinkler has been unmasked - and it's not a bloke!

According to Richard, a relaxing soak in the tub turned into a front row view of the offender in mid flow!

In hushed tones, he told his giggling audience exactly what he'd seen..."This doesn't go any further, but when me and Lea were sitting in the bath, Nikki comes in and she sat over the thing taking a **** and she was swaying -- ≈≈≈≈≈≈≈ all round the side!"

Mimicking her toilet technique, Richard demonstrated how Nikki's fixation with hygiene means she hovers over the seat.

He was particularly annoyed the finger of suspicion had been pointed at the boys: "All the girls were kicking off about the toilet seat and we got the blame for it!"

Grace was first to remonstrate the messy lady.

"She's very double standarded in that respect," she said of wee Nikki's demand for cleanliness. "One rule for someone and another for everyone else."

"If she cacks off about that ≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈ toilet seat, I will mention it to her," assured Richard, "I'll say 'I ≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈ saw you ≈≈≈≈≈≈≈ on it!'"

full story:

Not always the bloke

Guest · 5 Jun 06, 01:07 PM

Lololol... they'd better be careful how they tackle her on this...she'll be very UP-SETTT!

Diane x

Ste · 5 Jun 06, 01:09 PM

Originally Posted by Diane

Lololol... they'd better be careful how they tackle her on this...she'll be very UP-SETTT!

Diane x

Oh nooooooooo,its us who will have to sit through the hours of live feed with her saying ''im just so upset''

alisonjones · 5 Jun 06, 03:29 PM

If they tell her they will really pee her off

Guest · 5 Jun 06, 05:25 PM

EWWWWWW!

The dirty little madam!
So now we've got hours of hysterical dramatics to look forward to when they confront her!
Oh lucky us...

Nicksgirl · 5 Jun 06, 05:30 PM

Dirty mare, what I want to know is how she stays so slim when shes always eating.

Guest · 5 Jun 06, 05:35 PM

Originally Posted by Nicksgirl

Dirty mare, what I want to know is how she stays so slim when shes always eating.

All that food goes straight into the empty space at the top of her head where her brain should be!

Ste · 5 Jun 06, 06:26 PM

Must have a big head

Nicksgirl · 5 Jun 06, 06:31 PM

shes on the tele now, and she is still bloody eating.

DIBBadmin · 5 Jun 06, 06:31 PM

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5 Jun 06, 01:07 PM	#2
	5 Jun 06, 01:07 PM Guest Guest
Guest Guest	Lololol... they'd better be careful how they tackle her on this...she'll be very UP-SETTT! Diane x

5 Jun 06, 05:25 PM	#5
	5 Jun 06, 05:25 PM Guest Guest
Guest Guest	EWWWWWW! The dirty little madam! So now we've got hours of hysterical dramatics to look forward to when they confront her! Oh lucky us...

5 Jun 06, 05:30 PM	#6
	5 Jun 06, 05:30 PM Nicksgirl Imagineer
Nicksgirl Imagineer Join Date: Apr 06	Dirty mare, what I want to know is how she stays so slim when shes always eating.

5 Jun 06, 06:31 PM	#9
	5 Jun 06, 06:31 PM Nicksgirl Imagineer
Nicksgirl Imagineer Join Date: Apr 06	shes on the tele now, and she is still bloody eating.

5 Jun 06, 06:31 PM	#10
	5 Jun 06, 06:31 PM DIBBadmin Imagineer
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