So I told my girlfriend

[cartoonp]

: What do a divorce in Alabama, a tornado in Kansas, and a hurricane in Florida have in common? A: Somebody's fixin' to lose them a trailer.≈

[Guest]

Originally Posted by cartoonp

: What do a divorce in Alabama, a tornado in Kansas, and a hurricane in Florida have in common? A: Somebody's fixin' to lose them a trailer.≈

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Clever, but not sure I like it..sorry!

That's the thing about jokes we all have differing tastes 😁

Keep em coming and I will look out for our best cracker jokes to add into the mix

[cartoonp]

Originally Posted by FamilyGWales

Clever, but not sure I like it..sorry!

That's the thing about jokes we all have differing tastes 😁

Keep em coming and I will look out for our best cracker jokes to add into the mix

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Hi yep have to agree everyone has diffrent taste in jokes

[cartoonp]

What do you call a can that has the Christmas spirit? A Merry can.≈

[Mr Tom Morrow]

Grandma is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes to a friend:

The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a 'Honk if you love Jesus' bumper sticker ..

I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting..

So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.

Boy, am I glad I did; what an uplifting experience that followed.

I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good he is, and I didn't notice that the light had changed.

It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed.

I found that lots of people love Jesus! While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, 'For the love of God!'

'Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!'

What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!

Everyone started honking!

I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at all those loving people. I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!

I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air.

I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant. He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something.

Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii , so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign right back. My grandson burst out laughing. Why even he was enjoying this religious experience!

A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me.

I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed. So, grinning, I waved at all my brothers and sisters, and drove on through the intersection.

I noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared.

So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away. Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!

Life Is Good, Enjoy It!

[Guest]

What's Forrest Gump's password?

1Forrest1

[cartoonp]

Funny Airline Announcements

"Welcome aboard! To operate your seat belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seat belt, and if you don't know how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised. In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with two small children, decide now which one you love more."

[cartoonp]

When baking dog biscuits, be sure to use collie flour.

[Cosworth]

On his visit to Ireland, the pope stops to talk with people in the street...
he asks paddy what he thinks of County Down?.. Paddy replies " its crap since carol Vorderman left...

[Cosworth]

My mate text me this today.
b n a g

well I thought it was BANG out of order