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I'M A SENIOR CITIZEN!

I'm the life of the party... Even if it lasts until 8p.m.

I'm very good at opening childproof caps... With a hammer.

I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.

I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a thing you're saying.

I'm sure everything I can't find is in a safe secure place, somewhere.

I'm wrinkled, saggy, lumpy, and that's just my left leg.

I'm beginning to realize that aging is not for wimps.

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If you ever get cold, stand in the corner of a room for a while.
They're usually 90 degrees.
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After being married for 30 years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.
He looked at her for a while, then said, "You're an alphabet wife ... A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."

She asks ... "What the hell does that mean?"

He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fabulous, Gorgeous and Hot".

She smiled happily and said ... "Oh, that's so lovely, but what about I, J, K?"

He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"

Doctors say he make a full recovery . The swelling around his eyes will go down in a few weeks .
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A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was
looking at herself in the mirror.
Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday.

'I'd like to be eight again', she replied, still looking in the mirror .

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big
bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her to Adventure World theme park.
What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the
Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was.

Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was
reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a
McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a
chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her
favourite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed
exhausted.

He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well
Dear, what was it like being eight again?

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.

'I meant my dress size, you idiot!'

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is going to get it wrong.
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An art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway of a pet store.
He recognizes that the saucer is extremely old and very valuable, so he walks casually into the store and offers to buy the cat for 10
The store owner replies Im sorry, but the cat isnt for sale.
The collector says, Please, I need a hungry cat around the house to catch mice. Ill pay you 50 for that cat. And the pet shop owner says Sold!
The collector says Hey, for another 10 could you throw in that old saucer. The cats used it and itll save me from having to get a new one"
And the owner says, Sorry pal but thats my lucky saucer. So far this week Ive sold 68 cats!
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