Turkey funeral (light hearted)

munmun · 27 Oct 20, 01:11 PM

Only 6 for Christmas day but 30 for a funeral.

I will therefore be holding my turkeys funeral on Christmas Day at my house.

Anyone else got any clever wheezes to get around the rules.

For those who want to be serious this is just a joke and I will abide by the rules

neilhd · 27 Oct 20, 01:22 PM

When my DD's wedding was cancelled due to the restrictions on numbers I suggested to her that she gets married on a plane. We could all book seats, and there'd even be catering!

olgaandcoda · 27 Oct 20, 01:23 PM

We are doing the same, it seems only right to say goodbye to our devoted pet turkey!

We might have 7 on Christmas Day, but elderly MIL sleeps through most of the day, so doesn't count! Lol!

**cartoonp** · 27 Oct 20, 01:25 PM

Easy hire a massive boat and have it out to sea no rules on Covid there 😆

Sandra & co · 27 Oct 20, 04:01 PM

Leave hand sanitiser and a mask out for Santa instead of milk and cookies!

123 · 27 Oct 20, 04:49 PM

Originally Posted by munmun

Only 6 for Christmas day but 30 for a funeral.

I will therefore be holding my turkeys funeral on Christmas Day at my house.

Anyone else got any clever wheezes to get around the rules.

For those who want to be serious this is just a joke and I will abide by the rules

It partly works - of course as soon as you serve any food or drink (even water) it becomes a wake not a funeral and you would have to ask 15 of the 30 to leave immediately as wakes only allow 15 people at them.

The more correct way would be to declare it a business meeting of the "Turkey Eaters Society", so long as you talk about the business of eating turkey you would qualify for the business exemption around meeting indoors (which has no limit on attendance)

Finally in our house we would never have a turkey funeral, but we do a good line in turkey cremations most years!

Leggibone · 27 Oct 20, 06:56 PM

If we knock a hole through the wall to our neighbours can we have 12 as we�d still be separate households 😂

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	27 Oct 20, 01:11 PM munmun Imagineer
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