Anyone for a Joke thread - need a laugh….

[Disney_time]

[disney332]

Car broke down and this guy pulled up asked if he could help.

“Yes please” I said “any good at car repairs?”

“No chance” he said “I’m a chiropodist not a mechanic”

“That’s ok” I said “you can give me a toe”

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[JudgeJ26]

[maidmarian]

There's a new restaurant called Karma
There's no menu
You get what you deserve

[maidmarian]

Don't spell part backward. It's a trap

[disney332]

I've just tried some of Elvis Costello's mediterranean-inspired sausages.

I can't see them catching on myself, but apparently olive salami is here to stay.

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[MOUSEMARSH]

After the wedding service, a boy asked his cousin “How many women can a man marry?”

-“Sixteen,” the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly.

-“How do you know that?”

-“Easy,” the little boy said.

-“All you have to do is add it up like the pastor said,

4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer.”🤣😂🤣😂

[disney332]

My son said I’m obsessed with coffee.

I gave him a roasting and then told him he was grounded.

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[mike4scuba]

Watched a documentary about Stockholm Syndrome
Didn't like it at first but loved it at the end

Went to see an acupuncturist today... when I got home my voodoo doll was dead

[Tre85]

What do you call a hen staring at a pile of lettuce?



Chicken cesar salad